Something terrible happened today.
I'm not sure I can admit it...
I spent £110...
This is so embarassing...
You don't really want to know, do you?
On...
Cushions and things.
What's wrong with me!? Am I turning into a woman?
Fortunately, fortunately, one important part is that "and things" includes 36 items of crockery... It's "just" (See! SEE WHAT I MEAN!? "JUST" I am saying...)... just the seven cushions.
Seven. "Just" seven.
I think I need professional help. That, or beer and porn ;)
PS. I forgot to add, just to confirm how mind-numbingly terribly horrific this is... I also looked at some curtains.
Help me! Help me please! I think it must be hanging on by a thread!
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Please don't do this so early on a Sunday morning...it's taken me ages to clean up the coffee spattered everywhere.
ReplyDeleteCushions on a futon are a necessity, the mattress gets compressed over time and the cushions help make it more comfortable. Nowt girlie about that.
I can help with the beer, I refuse point blank for the porn...you have an internet connection.
:-)
I forgot about the PS I just added... I thought it was bad at the start of the day simply looking at curtains... But then the cushions?
ReplyDelete*sniff* Almost... *sniff* makes me want to... WAAHHHHHHHHHH!
I don't think buying curtains is effeminate and actually, even real men need to buy them. Either that or they have to get their mum's to buy them on their behalf. Quite frankly I find that far more disturbing.
ReplyDeleteWell girlfriend, have you found what you are looking for yet? Hope you recognize what you have lost in case you see one wandering around somewhere. Has it made it to the local news cast yet?
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I think you are beyond help inspector monkfish, indulging in such unwholesome activities ~ and at your age!?
ReplyDeleteThe only way to really know if you've gone too far is to count how many pairs of shoes you own ;~)